Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Poloclavas
One word, guys: poloclavas.
They're going to make me rich. Like polonecks, but flip them up and *poof*... instant terrorist suave.
Perfect for blending into chic, urban environments (where a rolled-up balaclava would fail) and then switching to guerilla attire with which to blow them all to pieces.
Oh yes, massive pockets of wealth coming my way from Al-Qaeda, the IRA and Jacob Zuma supporters any day now.
but what are you going to do about the top of the wearer's head, open and exposed to the elements? it's possible that a victim may be able to identify their assailant by the shock of orange hair sticking out the top of the apparatus...
Karen Little
the top of your head is for your turban/irish bandana... oh wait, you're supposed to be undercover.
i guess, i guess... i guess you've just shattered my dreams of becoming a trailblazer in the lucrative terror-couture market, karen little.
oh god, SOMEONE PLEASE BUY MY PIGEON SWEATERS TO RESURRECT MY FASHIONISTA PERSONA!
N
No! It's still a brilliant idea! It could come with a rubberband in the pocket. You just pull it all the way up over your head and rubberband the top shut. Obviously, there should be eye-holes. Well, maybe it might be better if there weren't. Not sure it matters if it's a suicidal terrorist.
C
I think we have some consensus here:
my customers will get a rubber band with their poloclava, to protect their precious pates from the cold (and shrapnel).
they will do their missions blind, and thanks to the rubber band, look like giant woolly condoms sent from space to take over the world. and blow themselves up.
screw location, what we have here is CONCEPT. cash cows many in number, guys.
first dibs on stock options for candice and karen. R700 a share, you'll never regret it.
how do you say "no discount" in iranian?
N
How about you brand them? You flip up the poloneck and Voila! instant picture of a smiley face...or Ronald Reagan.
I can see entire broadway shows being performed with poloclavas. They switch innocously between Checkhov and Lloyd Webber with the flip and swish of synthetic cotton...
seminormal
Are they going to have some kind of kevlar lining to make them bulletproof?
You could market accessories, like little matching condoms! In keeping with the American Presidents theme, Bill Clinton™ could be the brand logo for those.:-)
C
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They're going to make me rich. Like polonecks, but flip them up and *poof*... instant terrorist suave.
Perfect for blending into chic, urban environments (where a rolled-up balaclava would fail) and then switching to guerilla attire with which to blow them all to pieces.
Oh yes, massive pockets of wealth coming my way from Al-Qaeda, the IRA and Jacob Zuma supporters any day now.
but what are you going to do about the top of the wearer's head, open and exposed to the elements? it's possible that a victim may be able to identify their assailant by the shock of orange hair sticking out the top of the apparatus...
Karen Little the top of your head is for your turban/irish bandana... oh wait, you're supposed to be undercover.
i guess, i guess... i guess you've just shattered my dreams of becoming a trailblazer in the lucrative terror-couture market, karen little.
oh god, SOMEONE PLEASE BUY MY PIGEON SWEATERS TO RESURRECT MY FASHIONISTA PERSONA!
N No! It's still a brilliant idea! It could come with a rubberband in the pocket. You just pull it all the way up over your head and rubberband the top shut. Obviously, there should be eye-holes. Well, maybe it might be better if there weren't. Not sure it matters if it's a suicidal terrorist.
C I think we have some consensus here:
my customers will get a rubber band with their poloclava, to protect their precious pates from the cold (and shrapnel).
they will do their missions blind, and thanks to the rubber band, look like giant woolly condoms sent from space to take over the world. and blow themselves up.
screw location, what we have here is CONCEPT. cash cows many in number, guys.
first dibs on stock options for candice and karen. R700 a share, you'll never regret it.
how do you say "no discount" in iranian?
N How about you brand them? You flip up the poloneck and Voila! instant picture of a smiley face...or Ronald Reagan.
I can see entire broadway shows being performed with poloclavas. They switch innocously between Checkhov and Lloyd Webber with the flip and swish of synthetic cotton...
seminormal Are they going to have some kind of kevlar lining to make them bulletproof?
You could market accessories, like little matching condoms! In keeping with the American Presidents theme, Bill Clinton™ could be the brand logo for those.:-)
C Post a Comment
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